The Proper way to Remove RAM

The First thing you need to do is Remove your shoe's. Then go ahead and rub them on the Carpet for about 30 seconds . you should feel a slight tingle when you touch a metal object. This is a good thing, Now wile holding onto a Power suppy cord( must be pluged in) you need to touch the end of the cord with your toung , wile doing so Release the clamps holding the Ram and forcfully tear the Ram out . dont worry Ram is made up of Kernite it will not break. hell i dare you to throw it in the over for an hour . nothing thats right because it Kernite. once all sticks are removed place them on the carpet step on them with one foot 2 sticks per foot or one stick per foot depending on the ammount you have. this ensures all electromagnetic is gone. thank you i hoped you enjoyed this.

(Note: this is a joke do not attempt any of what is above , most of it is pretty dangerouse and could cause major injury or death.)

The Initiation Of The Electronic Highclass

The Initiation, was it somthing funny or was it somthing hurtfull. Was it somthing that would stike fear into my heart, these where some of the things that went through my mind as my Professor and Seinor Labtech told me of this "Initiation" to the Highclass. I thought to myself Why do I want to be in this so called "Highclass" what benifit would I gain from it, Is it worth what ever this "Initiation" was? The Answer was a mix up of yes and no. I soon found out that the "Initiation" was to have my nipples connect to a 1600V Generator.

Being the Good sport I am and just the shear curiosity of what "Highclass" is, I dit it. the moment the Electrical current hit the end of the gator clip attatched to my nipple I Felt The Constant Fluctuating Frequency of the AC current flowing into my chest , Crippling me the moment in hit. The pain Felt like Millions of tiny needles penetrating my bones and sucking the marrow out.

I lasted all of 8 seconds before the Seinor Labtech released that ungodly red button of pain. I was releived , and ripped the gaterclips off my nipples taking some small peices of meat with them. I became enraged, And Almost imedietly after I turned to the Seinor Labtech and Kicked him in the balls multiple times. As he fell to the ground i walked to the door saying "Fuck this shit" and left.

After that i was considered part of the "highclass" , What where the benifet from it? Just the respect from all other members of the class, and the athority to tell everyone to shut the fuck up. Oh and access to all of the classes assets. (OS, PC parts, Games, and nodes)